Stupid Weight Loss Ideas

Here’s a list of stupid ideas for losing weight.  They’re in ‘I think’ format because it’s funnier.

If you have more, please add them in comments!

I think I’ll just stop eating.

I’m only going to eat celery, because it takes more calories to chew than it gives me. (True, still stupid.)

I am only going to eat orange food.  (Any diet based solely on color is stupid.)

I will only eat before 6am.

I will do what my favorite celebrity did and look just like her.  him.  them.